" anytime soon "

 [ "Anytime Soon" ]

1:  either tomorrow or 20 years from now

  * e.g.,  ... "When is the Delusional Office update coming out?" 

 [ "Anytime Soon" ]

2:  never happening

  * e.g.,  ... "Anytime soon." 

 [ "Anytime Soon" ]

3:  was supposed to happen X amount of days ago, but kept constantly getting delayed.

 [ "it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon" ]

1: i know it

  * e.g.,  ... epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed 

 [ "it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon" ]

2: i just know it. is that a big bang

  * e.g.,  ... epic SMÖRT man: Nah. 

 [ "it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon" ]

3: oh no black hole interrupt

  * e.g.,  ... epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds. 

 [ "it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon" ]

4: we're all gonna die

  * e.g.,  ... epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now- 

 [ "it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon" ]

5: it's true, we're doomed!

  * e.g.,  ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

 [ "it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon" ]

6: happy birthday to you